Halloween

This ghost who broke into a liquor store really wanted some booooze

4 hrs ago

We’re going to try our hardest to stay away from the spirits jokes and just give it to you straight: A ghost broke into a liquor store. OK, obviously it wasn't a real ghost, just some guy (police are assuming it was a guy, anyway) in a Charlie Brown-level ghost getup who decided to bust into an Anniston, Ala., distributor. Surveillance footage shows the apparition running helter-skelter through the aisles, occasionally adjusting the askew sheet and checking out the bottles and cases for … something.

Cops weren't too impressed with his outfit. "He didn't prepare himself very well," Sgt. Chris Sparks told CNN. "He wore gloves, he put something over his head, but he couldn't manage to keep it straight the whole time." The phantom menace didn't take anything, but he could still be charged with third-degree burglary if he's caught. (He also appears to be the same ghost who tried to burglarize a neighboring bar). Awww, come on, guys. Maybe he was just looking for a date to the Halloween dance. — Jenn Gidman [Source]